Deep Shit

This is a widespread story in the net since a few years back. I like the morals behind and think that it is worth sharing with those that may have not heard it.

During the winter, a little bird was flying south. The weather was so cold the bird finally froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While the little bird was lying there, feeling sick and thinking that he would soon die, a cow came by and dropped some shit on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow shit, he actually began to realize how warm it was. The deep shit was actually thawing him out!

The bird lay there all warm and happy, and soon he began to sing for joy. At this moment, a cat passed by and heard the bird singing hence came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow shit, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!