Whatever you give a woman,
She’ll make greater.
If you give her sperm,
She’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house,
She’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries,
She’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile,
She’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges whatever given to her.
So if you give her any crap,
Be ready to receive a ton of shit.
(Received these widely circulated quotes from an old friend)
She’ll make greater.
If you give her sperm,
She’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house,
She’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries,
She’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile,
She’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges whatever given to her.
So if you give her any crap,
Be ready to receive a ton of shit.
(Received these widely circulated quotes from an old friend)
If you give her sperm,
ReplyDeleteShe’ll give you a baby.
if you give her baby,
what will she give you?
if you give her a pair of shoes
should she run away? kekekekeke
yeah... don't ever mess up with a woman~
ReplyDeleteif you give her money
ReplyDeleteshe would come back with tons of unnecessary shopping good.. :p
hahaha, i love the last one.. tons of shit!!
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Wois,
ReplyDeleteRun away? Hei, don't be so negative!:-)
Yean,
But sometimes a long-lasting loving relationship may start with messing around....:-)
SK,
haha, what a good addition to the existing quotes!
Ken Tatt,
Yours is such a nice entertaining political commentary blog, keep it up!
Haha, how true!
ReplyDeleteShingo T,
ReplyDeleteHaha, so be ready to treat your spouse properly for good investment returns:-)
Like it! In conclusion: love your woman.
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