Saturday, September 5, 2009

A Woman


Whatever you give a woman,
She’ll make greater.

If you give her sperm,
She’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house,
She’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries,
She’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile,
She’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges whatever given to her.

So if you give her any crap,
Be ready to receive a ton of shit.

(Received these widely circulated quotes from an old friend)

8 comments:

  1. If you give her sperm,
    She’ll give you a baby.

    if you give her baby,
    what will she give you?

    if you give her a pair of shoes
    should she run away? kekekekeke

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  2. yeah... don't ever mess up with a woman~

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  3. if you give her money
    she would come back with tons of unnecessary shopping good.. :p

    hahaha, i love the last one.. tons of shit!!

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  5. Wois,
    Run away? Hei, don't be so negative!:-)

    Yean,
    But sometimes a long-lasting loving relationship may start with messing around....:-)

    SK,
    haha, what a good addition to the existing quotes!

    Ken Tatt,
    Yours is such a nice entertaining political commentary blog, keep it up!

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  6. Shingo T,
    Haha, so be ready to treat your spouse properly for good investment returns:-)

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  7. Like it! In conclusion: love your woman.

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